I'd be a happy girl! A eureka burger is always dependable, is always delicious, is always satisfying. If I could depend on a gent in the same way I can depend on a Loma Linda Burger being cooked to perfection, then I swear I wouldn't have 99 problems.
The real reason for this blog is to talk about the "instructor"... The guy who tries to tell me how to live my life or act or look. I don't like you. There are better ways to be friends with or flirt with girls then say "you know what you should do...?"... How about, unless I ask.. don't tell. If I ASK YOU "What do you think about fries?" then you can answer "I like them, but they aren't good for you".. Instead of rolling through and opening up with "Ya know, you shouldn't eat those."... You know what YOU shouldnt do? Speak. Yeah, just try not talking at all. That's what I think you should do.
The other thing i'm loving right now is this gentlemen who keeps visiting me at work. Now, I know I work in a public place, and part of my job is to be friendly to the people who attend here. And I am. Until you start looking at me inappropriately. And until you start following me to my car. and Sitting down and watching me work everytime the buildings open. Then, I'm gonna have to decrease my friendly level and ask you to look deep down inside of yourself and ask "Is there a chance, even though I am at least 3 decades older than Shannon, that she will ever give me the time of day? If I keep showing up here and waiting for 6+ hours for her to smile at me, will she finally give in and let me take her out?"... I am pretty sure if you spent half of the time you spend staring and winking at me on the questions above, then you'd realize you should stop harrassing me from a far and maybe, go to church. k thanks.
Oh! and you douchebags who keep making my best friend cry, watch your back kids. I will absolutely rat out the underage, and fist fight the tall and buff. Make no mistake about that!
Tootles.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
There are no boys in the city...
I have to tell you.. I have so much material on boy-bashing my blog could turn into a book but I really just need to get the good stuff out..
I've made a list of chronic issues that I'm convinced every guy has..
1. Lying.
Guys can't stop doing it. They lie over everything. They lie about work. They lie about who they talk to. They lie about who they listen to. They lie about what they're doing when they call you. Why? Don't you guys want the women in your life to love you inside and out? Don't you want the girl to be in love with you and even with your faults? Which leads me to the next one...
2. Insecurity.
Why are guys so insecure? Don't you people know that girls don't care about money, or clothes, or how many hook-ups you can get. I can always feel the insecurity coming out of a guys shpeel about 'stuff'... STUFF isn't what I want, I want you. I want you to be able to be broke, lost, or upset, or sick, or lonely, or vulnerable... Because I will be all of those things at some point or another too. I'm actually gonna feel unconnected to you if I feel like all you care about is trying to be someone who you really aren't at the moment.
3. Ego's.
There is something really attractive to me about a confident guy, who lacks the above issue but then sometimes if you go overboard and you cannot receive any constructive criticism then you are just a big brick of man who's useless to a woman. There is nothing more repulsive then a homeboy who thinks he's perfect and without fault. You aren't the hottest guy in the bar. You are not the sexiest man on earth. You aren't the only guy who thinks I am decent looking or funny, So just because you talk about how many sit-ups you did today and how John Robert Powers wants you to pay them to represent you as a "model" on abercrombie.com, I'm gonna see straight through your crap and place you on the Friend list immediately, and you'll probably only get on that list if your good looking.
4. Jealousy.
Okay, I'll never get this.. if you are gonna have a hott girlfriend (let's hope she's hott)... Isn't it flattering if another Guy hits on her or tells her she's pretty? How would you feel if men barfed at the sight of your lady? you'd RE-THINK being with her, i guarantee it. So next time you wanna fight the guy who told your girlfriend she has a pretty smile, just politely put your arm around her or kiss her and now you've made yourself look awesome. This should help issues 2 or 3 depending on how douchy you were to begin with.
Ok enough boy-bashing, sorry guys!
Here are some helpful tips:
1. Don't compare video games to love.
2. Don't smoke weed.
3. Watch "Away we go" or "Once" and learn how to love something.
4. Don't push girls.
I've made a list of chronic issues that I'm convinced every guy has..
1. Lying.
Guys can't stop doing it. They lie over everything. They lie about work. They lie about who they talk to. They lie about who they listen to. They lie about what they're doing when they call you. Why? Don't you guys want the women in your life to love you inside and out? Don't you want the girl to be in love with you and even with your faults? Which leads me to the next one...
2. Insecurity.
Why are guys so insecure? Don't you people know that girls don't care about money, or clothes, or how many hook-ups you can get. I can always feel the insecurity coming out of a guys shpeel about 'stuff'... STUFF isn't what I want, I want you. I want you to be able to be broke, lost, or upset, or sick, or lonely, or vulnerable... Because I will be all of those things at some point or another too. I'm actually gonna feel unconnected to you if I feel like all you care about is trying to be someone who you really aren't at the moment.
3. Ego's.
There is something really attractive to me about a confident guy, who lacks the above issue but then sometimes if you go overboard and you cannot receive any constructive criticism then you are just a big brick of man who's useless to a woman. There is nothing more repulsive then a homeboy who thinks he's perfect and without fault. You aren't the hottest guy in the bar. You are not the sexiest man on earth. You aren't the only guy who thinks I am decent looking or funny, So just because you talk about how many sit-ups you did today and how John Robert Powers wants you to pay them to represent you as a "model" on abercrombie.com, I'm gonna see straight through your crap and place you on the Friend list immediately, and you'll probably only get on that list if your good looking.
4. Jealousy.
Okay, I'll never get this.. if you are gonna have a hott girlfriend (let's hope she's hott)... Isn't it flattering if another Guy hits on her or tells her she's pretty? How would you feel if men barfed at the sight of your lady? you'd RE-THINK being with her, i guarantee it. So next time you wanna fight the guy who told your girlfriend she has a pretty smile, just politely put your arm around her or kiss her and now you've made yourself look awesome. This should help issues 2 or 3 depending on how douchy you were to begin with.
Ok enough boy-bashing, sorry guys!
Here are some helpful tips:
1. Don't compare video games to love.
2. Don't smoke weed.
3. Watch "Away we go" or "Once" and learn how to love something.
4. Don't push girls.
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